My goal with The Gay Monster is and has been to help each and every Gay Monster come out of the closet. Now with this big Gay Monster pictured above I think the last think he needs is help coming out of the closet. BUT I felt seeing something this Gay might help the less Gay Monsters hop on the flamboyant conga line dancing all around this website…and I happened to like how he incorporated a blue afro with blond braids.
Is this a Gay Monster or just one with a strong addiction to cookies? When does an addiction for cookies becomes a reason to suck a dick? I can’t really say whether this is or isn’t a Gay Monster, but what I can say is he will suck you dick for a cookie. So your only question should be chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?
This monster is gay. And pretty pleased about it too, judging by that sheepish smile on his face. He also happens to be the first Gay Monster to rainbow up this page, so big kisses for that little homo. He’s the Jackie Robinson of Gay Monsters.
There’s a Monster in the closet…But not for long.
We’re going to jam pack this page with nothing but big* Gay Monsters.
*Though most of our Monsters will be big and gay…this will not limit small Gay Monsters from our site. All Gay Monsters can come party with us, no matter the size…they just have to be Gay…really really Gay.
